How to make patriotic nachos
First, steal a recipe. You can legitimately call this recipe your own through manifest destiny, if you wish. I personally stole my boyfriend’s step-mother’s nacho recipe.
Second, buy some cheap food. While complaining about outsourcing, enjoy the products of packaging from foreign companies. But the cheese is from California! You’ll also need some sour cream, chips, refried beans, and avocados imported from some country.
Melt the cheese and refried beans onto chips in pre-heated oven (invented by Ben Franklin!) at 350 degrees for approximately 5 to 10 minutes. Take out and top with sour cream and home-made guacamole. Enjoy!
Have a great 4th of July!