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But… is it Kosher?

My rule of thumb is: if it sets out to provoke — and succeeds– an intellectual or emotional response, it’s art.

Penny Arcade tells us that Heavy Rain is art:

If you’re a parent, (especially a Dad) this game can be pretty difficult to play at times. In fact I’m curious if people who don’t have kids will end up getting as much out of it. I don’t know if it’s an 89.85%, or a 9.7 out of 10. What I do know is that after a late night playing it, I sneak into my son’s room and hug him before I go to bed. I think Heavy Rain is probably one of the most important games ever made. Maybe not one of the best, but definitely important.

How to Survive an Outbreak

It was Halloween. According to ancient legend this is the one night of the year when Carmen San Diego and Waldo are allowed to hang out together. It’s obviously the perfect time to gather hundreds of San Franciscans and turn them loose on a race.

The rules were simple: Hit the checkpoints, don’t get caught by anyone with a red ribbon on their arm. Safe zones are one square block around the checkpoints, any bus shelter, and any underground mass transit station. Anyone tagged by a chaser (red-ribbon wearers) becomes a chaser.

The parallels to zombie infection were simply too broad to ignore. These were the worst kind, too– fast moving, fast thinking, human-smart zombies. Infection takes about 15-30 seconds.

Being a part of the game makes you realize that we’re a little bit bison. Since people basically don’t want to get tagged, if they see something suspicious, they’ll run. And that’s a signal for _everyone_ to start running. You’d see a whole herd of us running from nothing. And then maybe get tagged by the chaser everyone runs into.

Ultimately, the evening was as close to being in a horror movie as I’m likely to get until George Romero starts directing my life. And since there’s some real (though incredibly minimal) danger (of “losing”) in this game, it might even have been more fun.

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Accident and Occident

“you’ve been playing for 4 hours. You really should go outside and get some fresh air”. If I were 13, it would be my mom telling me this. Since I’m 31, it’s the game itself telling me that I need a small break. It’s not _really_ my intention of writing about the mechanics of this game, but instead to overthink it a little bit. What I’m saying is even if you hate games, stick around.

Er, right. The game. It’s called Dawn of Discovery. The player is given an island, a boat, a dock, a few tools, and told- basically- to create the biggest, baddest city they want to. The complication arises, as it usually does, because there’s not quite enough stuff to do everything you need. What’s a frustrating experience in real life is a fun challenge in the game world.

Since no one island has all the things it needs, the player must develop new islands, and must begin trade with those islands– and other players. This is the first major lesson the game offers: conflict doesn’t work nearly as well as cooperation. War is expensive, and trade is cheep. The game explicitly teaches the value of positive sum relationships. It’s an interesting and well deserved slap at neo-con thinking

There are two types of Islands “Occidental” and “Oriental”. As everyone who’s taken first year Latin knows, these words mean “West” and “East”. Thus we can expect to find these different types of Islands in the– you guessed it North and South. No idea why. I’m just going to point out this XKCD comic and leave it alone.

In order to develop Eastern Southern islands, a player needs to find the Sultan’s Visor’s island, receive permission from him, and then start shipping in massive amounts of raw materials. This provides a, probably unintended, lesson: people in the mid-east can’t do anything without the help of the white man. The game does a great job creating north-south interdependence, but it’s striking that “technical goods” (eg: tools, glass, clothes) flow north to south, but luxury goods (carpets, spices, quartz) flow south.

A point about all that: while it may seem somewhat offensive to modern players, this really is the way the “West” viewed and experienced the “East”. A weird, mystical land where luxury goods came from. It works very well as historical commentary.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, my peasants need something…

Happy Birthday dad!

From People

Is that a brand new G1 in your hand? I think so…

Ninjas win!

Nathan Fillion can do 119.7. I can do 62. How well will you do?

Before you click, I warn that the game is addictive. Good luck.

Ninja Ropes Extreme

These are my friends now…

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I know I’ve not put up much of substance since I’ve been back; I’ve been busy looking for work. Looking for work is almost as much fun as actually working, but the pay is a lot worse. If you’re interested in hiring me, I’m an HR/Sales sort looking for work in the SF Bay Area or the DC metro area. I got myself a taste of politics and it’s the best drug ever.*

To keep myself from stabbing myself in the eye out of shear boredom, I’ve been playing games. Specifically Civ4 and Fallout3. Fallout 3 was designed, I think, to remind me how bad I am at FPSs. Thank the gods for the VATS system; otherwise I’d never hit a damned thing. So far the quests are much more than the usual sort of “kill kill kill” grind typical of RPGs, and I’m rather enjoying that I can get XP for _failing_ to blow up a city.

Speaking of grinding, I’m off to apply for more work. But if you drop me a line, I could be up for a bit of Left 4 Dead…

*I’m comparing this to the zero other drugs I’ve used.

Games for Girls

Gamestop is trying to brand themselves as “girl friendly”. They’re doing this by helping women set up Wii parties, encouraging women to play a specific game.

Uh-oh.

This can’t end well, can it? What sort of pink, frilly barely functional game do you think they picked? Madden. I kid you not– John Madden football.

I’m not positive I understand the logic behind this exact choice, but who cares! Madden is fun, there’s a Wii in damned near every house, and bravo for not giving into gender stereotyping. Any Birdies wanna play?

Sony to PSP owners: drop dead

PSP hackers have added a ton of functionality to the handheld device. They’ve let it play games that cannot be purchased in stores, play movies that otherwise owners wouldn’t be able to watch (at least, not on the PSP), every time I’ve thought about buying one, I’ve had the hacked-on features.

Naturally Sony wants to stop this. They can’t stand the idea that they’re selling hardware at the expense of losing control of that hardware. Somehow, the idea of “giving the customer what they want” doesn’t seem to enter into the picture.

Perhaps that’s why I own a Nintendo DS…

Political Machine

Stardock has come out with a new game. It’s called Political Machine

It’s a turn based resource management game where the object is to win the US presidency. You do this by pandering to the public, begging for money, and giving speeches. It is a surprisingly fun game for one built around electoral math.

You get to build and control a bobble head-like avatar in a bunch of different scenarios. Wanna win the Election of 1860 and prevent the civil war? Go forth! The election of 2008 is the main feature, and there are a couple others. I’ve been fighting the ’08 battle as me, slagging the evil Republican U.S. Grant. Not the real grant who knew that fighting terrorists was a police job. The fake Grant who wants to rape our environment. Also, he hates the economy. At least, that’s what I’m telling people…

The only real criticism I can offer is that it’s not always clear what buttons do. Why should I want to take out an attack ad vs one lauding my own stances. What do some of the icons mean? Why can’t I put together a web machine to pull in money automatically? I may be able to mod some of these things into the game :)

It’s US$20, so even if you only get a few hours of entertainment out of it, it’s a better bet than a movie. I highly recommend the game. Now, if you’ll excuse me, Grant has just gained 6pts in 3 weeks and pulled even with me. Should I go after independents? Or try to win over my base? We’ll see…

Perhaps the most adorable thing ever.

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My GF swears she has a plan around getting us one. Mario Kart Wii, I mean. I’ve already got a cat…